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Saturday, August 27, 2005

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

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10



  1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
  2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
  3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
  4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
  5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
  6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished';
  7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;
  8. One to viciously smear No. 7;
  9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
  10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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